Mischief-filled Years: 1
Previous Club Teams: Black Flag? (obvs I’ve never played with any US clubs before)
Hometown: The Shire
Favorite Mischievous Character: Jessica Rabbit
Best Prank: A model on the McDonald’s soda cups back home looked a lot like me, so I said it me was on Facebook. Some of my best friends, and even my brother, believed for years that it was me. Actually, I think some people still do.
What do you do when you aren’t playing ultimate? Eating. Always eating.
Previous Awards: Won an eating competition against the top female racecar driver in the Philippines
Favorite Mischief Memory: Kirk roasting in the sun at practice, too drunk to crawl to the shade or away from his own puddle of puke
What should Brett do with his life?!?! Open up a nationwide chain of Brett’sah Pizzah Parlor
Anything Else? I was a hand model for a short period when I wasn’t playing frisbee.